1 00:00:03,050 --> 00:00:05,560 Sandpiper air Would like to welcome Its arriving passengers 2 00:00:06,060 --> 00:00:09,360 To nantucket, Former whaling capital Of the atlantic. 3 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:12,860 For your information A whale's blowhole can Generate enough pressure 4 00:00:12,860 --> 00:00:16,430 To propel a small child 40 feet in the air. 5 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,300 Isn't mother nature a hoot? 6 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,540 [seagulls cawing] 7 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:29,340 Hi, fay. 8 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,840 Hey, joe, How was the flight? 9 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,340 Uh, fine. Are there any messages? 10 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:36,850 Yes. The bank called, Your checks are in. 11 00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:39,520 And jerry stark Called 3 times. 12 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,150 I don't know anyone Named jerry stark. 13 00:01:41,150 --> 00:01:43,650 That's funny, he said He was a friend of yours From high school. 14 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:45,660 Huh! He say Anything else? 15 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:47,990 Yes, he said, God bless you. 16 00:01:47,990 --> 00:01:51,660 Oh, no! Sounds like One of those religious types Asking for money. 17 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:54,400 Uh, no, I think he said that Because I sneezed. 18 00:01:57,630 --> 00:02:00,640 Hey, uh, I just got a bunch of messages From a guy named jerry stark. 19 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,640 He told fay that he went To high school with us. Do you remember him? 20 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,980 Uh-uh. No, me, neither. 21 00:02:04,970 --> 00:02:07,480 Of course I was so popular, I didn't have to know Everybody, 22 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:08,910 Everybody wanted To know me. 23 00:02:08,910 --> 00:02:11,310 Yeah, they were obviously Attracted to the braces On your teeth 24 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:13,780 And your Pizza-like complexion. 25 00:02:13,780 --> 00:02:16,290 Hackett. Helen. Nutcase. 26 00:02:19,790 --> 00:02:21,890 Say, uh, roy, uh, I don't mean To get personal, 27 00:02:21,890 --> 00:02:24,390 But, uh, why do you have A miniature bag Of french fries 28 00:02:24,390 --> 00:02:25,900 Stuck to your head? 29 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:26,900 What? 30 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,400 [chuckling] 31 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,400 It's that boy of mine, r.J. 32 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,900 [chuckling] What a sense of humor. 33 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:36,910 He keeps sneaking up behind me And sticking refrigerator Magnets to my head. 34 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:42,910 Wh-what makes it stick? 35 00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:45,650 I got a metal plate Right about here. 36 00:02:45,650 --> 00:02:48,050 Roy, this plate of yours, Is this something new? 37 00:02:48,050 --> 00:02:50,390 I'm-- I'm guessing It was elective surgery. 38 00:02:50,390 --> 00:02:53,690 No. No. It was a typical Childhood accident. 39 00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:56,060 Happened when I was 8 years old In a little league game. 40 00:02:56,060 --> 00:03:00,200 Took a fastball In the old coconut, huh? No, I was up in the bleachers. 41 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,700 I tried to swipe My little brother's milk duds, 42 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:03,670 And he hit me With a brick. 43 00:03:05,230 --> 00:03:07,100 Baseball fever. Catch it. 44 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:10,970 Plate in his head, wow! 45 00:03:10,970 --> 00:03:12,910 And I thought Wooden legs were cool. 46 00:03:12,910 --> 00:03:15,610 [telephone ringing] 47 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:18,980 $10 says Lowell's packing A little sheet metal. 48 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:21,580 Joe, your friend, Jerry stark's on the phone. 49 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:23,090 Again? Oh, god! 50 00:03:23,590 --> 00:03:26,090 I hate it When someone knows me And I don't know them. 51 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:29,090 Well, maybe I'll remember When I hear his voice. 52 00:03:29,090 --> 00:03:31,600 Hey, you guys went To sconset high about The same time we did. 53 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:33,500 Do you remember A guy named jerry stark? 54 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:37,070 Skinny kid, bad teeth, Big blotch on his face? 55 00:03:37,070 --> 00:03:38,570 No. That was brian. 56 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:44,670 So, when you check The inventory, lowell, See, I want you to... 57 00:03:46,180 --> 00:03:47,680 What are you doin'? 58 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:49,680 Well, 59 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,180 I happen to be a student Of medical oddities 60 00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:53,680 And to be quite frank, Roy, 61 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:57,190 This--this plate in your head Has got me intrigued. 62 00:03:57,190 --> 00:04:02,190 Now, if I were To peel back your scalp, What exactly would I see? 63 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:04,060 The inside of a body bag. 64 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,160 I don't believe it. 65 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:09,670 I just did something Very stupid. What? 66 00:04:10,170 --> 00:04:11,170 Well, 67 00:04:11,170 --> 00:04:13,140 I--I'm on the phone With this jerry stark guy 68 00:04:13,570 --> 00:04:17,070 And I was just Too embarrassed to tell him I didn't remember who he was. 69 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:18,580 So I pretended I did. 70 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:22,140 And I just went along Agreeing with everything He said. 71 00:04:22,150 --> 00:04:25,950 And I agreed to be The best man at his wedding. 72 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:28,950 He--he just sprung it on me. He said I was his best friend. 73 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:32,350 And now he and the future Mrs. What's-her-face Are gonna be here friday. 74 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,220 You know, I don't believe this. 75 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,190 Uh, you wouldn't be The best man at my wedding. 76 00:04:36,690 --> 00:04:38,560 That's 'cause you married My fiancee. 77 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:41,360 Excuses, excuses. 78 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,370 This is crazy. I must know him. 79 00:04:44,370 --> 00:04:46,870 Why would a person Ask a total stranger To be his best man? 80 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,240 Ooh, I smell the start Of a hitchcock movie. 81 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,740 Hey, roy, 82 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:55,250 Do you ever remember There being a family By the name of stark 83 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:56,250 On the island? 84 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:57,550 No. What about you, lowell, 85 00:04:57,550 --> 00:04:59,020 The name jerry stark Ring a bell? 86 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,920 Well, I could be wrong, 87 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,920 But I think he's the guy Who played potsie's cousin On happy days. 88 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:14,130 Hey, joe. Got our old high school Yearbook. 89 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:15,630 Wanna see if we can find Jerry stark? 90 00:05:15,630 --> 00:05:16,630 Oh, yeah. (brian) Heads up. 91 00:05:16,630 --> 00:05:18,130 This has been Driving me nuts. 92 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,140 Hey, what are you guys doing? 93 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:23,640 We're, uh, looking Through the yearbook Trying to find jerry stark. 94 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,140 Oh, hey, Sounds like fun. 95 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:26,140 [hissing] 96 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:29,650 Hey, nice catch, fay. 97 00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:33,150 Gee, you'd think That'd hurt her teeth. 98 00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:37,150 Ah, what's this? The sconset high Whale, right? 99 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:39,660 Oh, wait, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Schaeffer, simpson... 100 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,690 [both moaning] 101 00:05:41,690 --> 00:05:44,490 Jerry stark, not pictured. Damn! 102 00:05:44,490 --> 00:05:46,560 The only activity He's got listed is The french club. 103 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,060 So check and see If he's there. 104 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:49,570 Oh! Hey, hey, hey, look. 105 00:05:49,570 --> 00:05:50,570 [chuckling] There's helen in orchestra. 106 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:53,570 Ha! Oh, well, If you can call it that. 107 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:54,570 There were Only 7 of us, 108 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:57,070 So I had to fill Both the first And the second chairs. 109 00:05:57,070 --> 00:05:58,370 Yeah. 110 00:05:58,370 --> 00:06:00,880 Looks like you're spilling Over on to the third, too. 111 00:06:03,350 --> 00:06:05,350 Ok, so I was A little pudgy. 112 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,520 Well, what are you Waiting for, joe? Turn the page! 113 00:06:11,390 --> 00:06:14,720 Oh, god, I'd almost forgotten! Yeah, yeah, I wish you had. 114 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,230 [laughing] [chuckling] And what have we here? 115 00:06:17,230 --> 00:06:20,230 "Joe hackett as marcellus In the drama guild production Of hamlet." 116 00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:22,100 Huh! Mmm, nice legs, joe. 117 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:23,700 Yeah. 118 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,200 Those tights pretty much Showed your name and address, Didn't they? 119 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:30,210 Joe apparently lived In a small apartment. 120 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:32,710 Ooh, yeah. 121 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:35,710 French club, French club. 122 00:06:35,710 --> 00:06:37,110 Here we go, french club. 123 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:39,950 And here's jerry stark, Third row up, Fifth from the left, hmm. 124 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:42,950 Oh, I don't believe it! 125 00:06:42,950 --> 00:06:45,420 He's completely hidden By karen stegner's hair. 126 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:47,990 I know this is A long shot, 127 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,990 But since he belonged To the french club, 128 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:52,500 Do you think our old teacher Would remember who he was? 129 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,000 Monsieur busard? Yeah. 130 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,300 [exclaiming] It's worth a try. 131 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:57,800 Busard was such A weird little guy. 132 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,300 He always smelled Of cheap wine And cigarettes. 133 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:02,810 God, I envied him. 134 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,740 Hello, monsieur busard? 135 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:08,740 Right, right, right. Bonjour. 136 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:10,680 Uh, this is joe hackett, And I was wo... 137 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,080 Uh, pardon? 138 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:13,950 Pardon? 139 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:19,420 [stammering] Can you hold on a second? Uh, s'il vous plait? 140 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:24,360 He seems to be A few croissants Short of a dozen. 141 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,600 He refuses to speak Any english at all. 142 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:32,600 All right, Well, just tell him To, uh, wait-o a second-o. 143 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,600 Good, brian. That's spanish. 144 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:38,610 Joe, uh, phil's here. He needs you to check The fuel orders. 145 00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:41,280 Ok, wait one second, lowell. Uh, how do you say "School" In french? 146 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,780 Um... Ecole. 147 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,080 Wait, y-you speak french? 148 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:47,950 [speaking french] 149 00:07:51,590 --> 00:07:54,590 Well, do you parle enough To ask monsieur busard 150 00:07:54,590 --> 00:07:57,590 If he remembers a man Named jerry stark? 151 00:07:57,590 --> 00:08:01,600 What's the matter? Didn't that happy days lead Pan out for him? 152 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,700 No. No. Can you just ask him? 153 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,200 [speaking french] 154 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,710 [speaking french] 155 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:22,720 He's thinking, joe. 156 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:26,220 [speaking french] 157 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:36,900 Never heard of him. 158 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:53,920 Now I know why The french love jerry lewis. 159 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,260 [telephone ringing] 160 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,270 [people chattering] 161 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:20,940 It's electrified. 162 00:09:23,810 --> 00:09:27,280 I've got it. I've got it. I know who jerry stark is. 163 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,290 And not a moment too soon. His plane just arrived. So, who is he already? 164 00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:34,290 Ok, remember that guy In study hall, the quiet one, Sat on the side, 165 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:36,290 Average height, Medium build, 166 00:09:36,290 --> 00:09:39,230 Always had sort of A vacant look on his face? 167 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:42,730 Oh, good, joe. You just described half The men in eastern europe. 168 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:45,170 What's important is I figured it out. 169 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,510 Oh, yeah, There he is. 170 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:51,010 Boy, 171 00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:54,010 He has not changed one bit. Joe. 172 00:09:58,010 --> 00:10:00,220 Jerry? Joe! 173 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,120 Jerry! 174 00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:14,940 It's great to see you, joe. You look just like I remembered you. 175 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:18,210 And you look just like... 176 00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:20,210 You. 177 00:10:20,210 --> 00:10:22,710 Wow! Look at this, joe. You're a pilot. 178 00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:25,710 You own your own airline. You realized Your lifelong dream. 179 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:28,350 Yeah, I guess I did. I realized my dream, too. 180 00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:31,820 Oh, hey, great. So you finally became a... 181 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:36,030 [stammering] Uh, I forget The technical term for it. 182 00:10:36,030 --> 00:10:37,160 Dentist? 183 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,590 Yeah, that's it! 184 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:39,960 [laughing] 185 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:43,470 What a maniac! I've missed that Great sense of humor! 186 00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:47,540 This guy has been waiting All these years to find Someone as funny as joe? 187 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:50,540 Hey, here she is, The future mrs. Stark. 188 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:52,540 Marilyn, say hello To joe hackett. 189 00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:53,540 Show him your caps, honey. 190 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:57,150 Hi, joe. Hi, marilyn. 191 00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:59,620 So, uh, where did you 2 kids meet? 192 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:02,020 At an auto accident. 193 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,490 That's unusual. 194 00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:06,520 It's what I do. I take pictures At auto accidents 195 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,520 And sell them To insurance companies. 196 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:11,530 I took an illegal left turn And got nailed By a bread truck. 197 00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:13,030 It's one of my best shots. 198 00:11:14,130 --> 00:11:15,900 Oh, yeah. Was that jerry there? 199 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,400 No, that's A parker house roll. 200 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,670 There's jerry! Over there. 201 00:11:20,670 --> 00:11:22,170 [chuckling] Oh, yeah. 202 00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:25,940 I guess they wouldn't use The jaws of life To save a roll. 203 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:28,940 Didn't I tell you He had a great-- Great sense of humor. 204 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:30,450 Yes, you did. Come on, marilyn. 205 00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:32,950 You know how I hate The way you always-- Finish your sentences. 206 00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:35,450 You're right. Forgive me, honey. 207 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:37,950 Sorry, joe. It's really her-- My only fault. 208 00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:40,390 At least, that's What jerry says. 209 00:11:40,390 --> 00:11:42,390 Oh, uh, jerry, marilyn, I want you to meet-- 210 00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:43,860 Brian and helen, right? 211 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:46,830 Nice to see you again. Hey, jerry, Good to see you. 212 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:49,330 I told her how you 3 Were practically joined At the hip. 213 00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:50,970 Oh, yeah, yeah. It was fun for a while, 214 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:53,470 But it was hell Having a suit made. 215 00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:56,470 Well, we gotta go. Yeah, we gotta go. 216 00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:59,080 [all chattering] 217 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:02,610 Hi, I'm fay cochran. 218 00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:04,610 I don't want to interrupt But I heard about Your wedding 219 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:07,350 And I wanted to add My best wishes. 220 00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:09,850 Marriage is A wonderful institution. 221 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:12,860 I know. I've been there 3 times myself. 222 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:16,860 Uh, marriage, I mean, Not an institution. 223 00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:19,430 Thank you, fay. 224 00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:23,270 A-and if I know joe here, He's planning a doozy Of a bachelor party for you. 225 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:25,270 Bachelor party? Cool! 226 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:27,900 Joe, you didn't have To do that. Well, of course he did. 227 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,170 It's the best man's Responsibility. 228 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:34,740 Well, I wouldn't have expected Anything less from my buddy. 229 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:36,250 Listen, we gotta go Rent a car. 230 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,750 We'll be back in a second. Come on, honey. 231 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:43,320 Did you hear that? 232 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,820 This has gotten out of hand. I'm not going through With this. 233 00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:48,820 I don't care How embarrassing it is, I'm gonna tell him right now. 234 00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:53,330 Joe, I just wanted you To know How thrilled jerry is 235 00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:55,400 That you're going to be His best man. 236 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,900 Well, I should've Told him this before, 237 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,670 But it's hard for me to say-- How much you love him. 238 00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:01,170 I understand. 239 00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:04,170 No. What I m-meant to say Was I don't know-- 240 00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:05,680 How much you mean to him. 241 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:09,180 Joe, ever since Jerry's parents died, 242 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:11,180 And with him being An only child, 243 00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:14,180 Well, you are The closest thing He has to family. 244 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,090 Look, joe, About that bachelor party, 245 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,590 I didn't give you Much notice, so... 246 00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,090 So don't go to Too much trouble. 247 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:23,590 Maybe just get The old gang together. 248 00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:27,560 Yeah, well, uh, ok. 249 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:30,370 Refresh my memory. Exactly who was In the old gang? 250 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,940 Hey, who wasn't? 251 00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:35,440 Ok, let's start there. Who wasn't in the old gang? 252 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:41,610 Didn't I tell you? Is he a-- A maniac, or what? 253 00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:44,110 Marilyn, we're gonna have To have-- Have that talk again. 254 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,120 We're staying At the harbor house, buddy. 255 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,620 I'll call you later on. Bye. 256 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,120 Ok, talk to you later. See you. 257 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,620 Great. 258 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:56,130 Now, I have to throw A bachelor party For a complete stranger. 259 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:59,430 Where am I supposed to get Sleazy entertainment At this hour? 260 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,700 Call this number. Ask for raven. 261 00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:07,670 Wait a minute. Why do you-- 262 00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:09,670 Oh, yeah, never mind. 263 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,980 If this was my old gang, I'd shoot myself. 264 00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:24,990 Look, the only reason These guys are here is 265 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,990 Because I promised them Some hot entertainment. 266 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:30,490 And it better be good, joey, Because if fay turns up With her slides from vermont, 267 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:31,990 Things could get ugly. 268 00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:34,860 It's already ugly. Check out roy's pants. 269 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:37,400 Uh, don't worry. I hired an exotic dancer. She'll be out in a minute. 270 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:38,900 All right. 271 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,800 Wait--wait, Who are those guys? 272 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,840 I'm not too sure. They followed me home From the cash machine, 273 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,670 So if I were you, I'd keep my eye on 'em. 274 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,680 Nice place you got here, Hackett. 275 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,150 Say, listen, Is that couch treated with That stain-resistant stuff? 276 00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,510 No. Why? 277 00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:54,350 I was just asking. By the way, You're out of clam dip. 278 00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:56,650 Oh, check the fridge. 279 00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:01,660 [doorbell ringing] I'll get it, joe. 280 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,160 Ah, monsieur busard. 281 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,160 [speaking french] 282 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,300 Ok, fellas, uh, Things are gonna get started As soon as jerry arrives. 283 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,800 Who? 284 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,310 Jerry stark, The guest of honor. Hmm. 285 00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:19,280 Just--just act like You're glad to see him. 286 00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:22,510 And if anyone knows Who the hell he is, Please tell me. 287 00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:23,510 [doorbell ringing] 288 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,750 Hey, jerry, Come on in. 289 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:32,250 Hey. Hey, fellas, Look who's here. 290 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,120 Hi. Hiya, jerry. 291 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,260 [speaking french] 292 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,760 Hey, jimmy. Jerry. 293 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,760 Whatever. 294 00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:40,560 Wow! This is great. 295 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,570 [chuckling] Hey, jeff. Larry. 296 00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:47,400 And monsieur busard. My favorite teacher. 297 00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:49,870 [speaking french] 298 00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:52,510 Come on, hackett, Get this show on the road. Bring on the babe. 299 00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:54,580 Yeah, brian promised nudity. Nudity? 300 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,010 [all chattering] Ok, ok, ok. 301 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,350 [whistles] 302 00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:59,150 Settle down, everybody. Entertainment's About to begin. 303 00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:04,150 I would like to introduce Salome and her dance Of the 7 veils. 304 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,590 [music playing] 305 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,790 [men cheering] 306 00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:10,690 (brian) My compliments on salome. 307 00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,560 Yeah, her name's Not really salome. 308 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,560 It's roberta mull From the gift shop Down on federal. 309 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,560 No! 310 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:18,070 Hey, for a second there I thought I was in morocco. 311 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,070 [speaking french] 312 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,880 [all cheering] 313 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,090 Roberta? 314 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,450 Jerry? 315 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,790 Jerry stark? You kind of Looked like you, but-- 316 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,160 Oh, roberta. 317 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,160 You know him, too? 318 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,560 We dated in high school. 319 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,400 When my dad moved us To ohio, roberta and I Lost touch. 320 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,670 What's going on here, Hackett? 321 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,170 She going to take it All off or what? 322 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:57,140 Yeah, brian, You said, "Naked." 323 00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,510 Nudity! 324 00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:00,810 [all chanting] Nudity, nudity. 325 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:03,710 I've never forgotten you. 326 00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:06,650 Every time I meet a woman, I compare her to you. 327 00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:10,090 Can we get out of here And talk? 328 00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,290 Look, joe, I hope You don't mind, 329 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:16,990 But, uh, we have to leave. 330 00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:17,990 Bye, joe. 331 00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:20,430 Oh, by the way, Great party. 332 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,830 Come on, Come on, hackett. 333 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:26,370 [all chanting] Nudity, nudity, nudity. Shh, shh, stop. 334 00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:28,300 Be quiet. Now--now, joe, uh, 335 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,310 If you've ever wanted To dance naked in front Of a large group of men, 336 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,470 Here's your chance. 337 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:36,010 [all chanting] Nudity! 338 00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:37,150 [music playing] 339 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:45,350 Oh, I think jerry's wedding Turned out to be Pretty special. 340 00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:46,860 Oh, yeah. His best man didn't know him, 341 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,360 He dumped his fiancee And married the belly dancer, 342 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,660 And monsieur busard got So drunk he choked On a chicken wing. 343 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:55,630 Hey, by the way, brian, Nice heimlich. 344 00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:58,070 Hey, it's the least I could do For my dance partner. 345 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:04,010 Well, this whole Miserable weekend Is almost over. 346 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,010 Jerry's leaving today, 347 00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,010 And he'll just be A distant memory. 348 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:08,510 Mmm. 349 00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,010 And now, Ladies and gentlemen, 350 00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:13,580 Live, for the first time Anywhere, Mr. And mrs. Jerry stark. 351 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:14,580 [brian sputtering] 352 00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:16,590 Brian, you're a maniac. 353 00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:18,590 Look, joe, before We head off to boston, 354 00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:22,090 Roberta and I wanted To thank you For everything again. 355 00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:24,090 Especially getting us Back together. 356 00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:26,960 I gotta say, uh, Marilyn was A really good sport. 357 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,900 Imagine, she actually Attended the wedding. 358 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,770 She was a little down During the ceremony, 359 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:32,270 But she perked up At the reception 360 00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:35,570 When the roast beef trolley Sideswiped the dessert cart. 361 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:39,270 Now, look, you, I want you To promise you'll come out To columbus and visit us. 362 00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:40,580 I'll try. That's not good enough. 363 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,580 I want you to get out Your calendar right now 364 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,580 And pick a date. Fall might be good. 365 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,880 We could drive to circleville For the pumpkin festival. 366 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,990 Hey, better yet, Why don't we come back For the holidays? 367 00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:53,490 You and me Around the old christmas tree Sipping sparkling apple cider, 368 00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:55,990 Listening to perry como Sing christmas carols. 369 00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:57,990 Imagine that. I'm tryin'. 370 00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:01,000 And, joe, you know How much I love kids. 371 00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:04,430 Well, roberta and I've decided We're definitely having A big family. 372 00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:07,570 Yeah, and boy or girl, The first one's gonna be Named joe. 373 00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:09,070 [stammering] Now, look. 374 00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:11,570 You see, that's-- And of course we want you To be godfather. 375 00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,080 If anything ever happens To roberta and me, 376 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,440 We would want you To raise our children. All of 'em. 377 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,880 No, no. I can't-- Joe, it's important to us. 378 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,750 I'll have my attorney Draw up the papers. 379 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:22,450 No, you shouldn't-- I won't take no for an answer. 380 00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:23,950 I just got a great idea. 381 00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:26,460 Our kids could spend Their summers here With uncle joe. 382 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:28,460 No! No! That can't happen. Why not? 383 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,460 Because I don't know... 384 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,960 Who you are. 385 00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:39,840 What are you talking about? 386 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,270 Look, I should've told you This before but, 387 00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:45,040 I don't remember you. 388 00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:50,010 I don't remember your name. I don't remember your face. 389 00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:53,010 You are A complete blank to me. 390 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:54,980 I'm sorry. 391 00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,220 [laughing] 392 00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:09,370 Well, how--how could you Not remember me? 393 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,370 I mean, I may have only gone To school here for a semester, 394 00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,170 But we were pals. I know we were. 395 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,440 Jerry, I-- 396 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,170 [sighing] 397 00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:19,270 You honestly don't remember Picking me for your team In gym class? 398 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:25,680 Or re-recall that time You made a place for me At your lunch table? 399 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,520 Or what about every single day When you were on the way To your locker? 400 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,020 I'd be standing at mine, And as you walked past You'd go, 401 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,020 "How's it going, buddy?" 402 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,660 Jerry, if I did Those things-- 403 00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:38,060 If you did them, joe? I'm not crazy. 404 00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:41,200 Next, you'll be telling me You don't remember The homecoming game. 405 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,700 Well, of course I do. 406 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:46,000 I--I caught a short pass, Took it up the middle 62 yards For the winning touchdown. 407 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,400 It was 48 yards, joe, But I was talking about After the game. 408 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,140 I was standing with This big crowd of kids, 409 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:53,640 And you walked by On your way to that party At the beach. 410 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,610 Well, you looked right at me And said, "Hey, come on." 411 00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:02,280 We were friends, joe. 412 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:06,220 Sandpiper air Flight 25 for boston Will now begin boarding. 413 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,060 Well, I'm really sorry To have bothered you. 414 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,560 I'll be going now. 415 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,200 And you and your real friends Can have a good laugh. 416 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:21,740 Hey, jerry. 417 00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:27,580 Gotcha. 418 00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:29,680 Huh? 419 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,480 Oh, come on. I'm yanking your chain. 420 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,980 Do you think I would go Through all of this, 421 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:39,290 Be your best man, Throw you a bachelor party, If I didn't remember you? 422 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,460 You mean? I'm kidding. 423 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:44,460 What did you do? Did you get married and lose Your sense of humor? 424 00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:50,470 Is this guy a maniac? 425 00:21:50,970 --> 00:21:51,970 Maniac! 426 00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:55,970 (jerry) Jeez. 427 00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:57,470 Look, we better get going. I'll call you soon. 428 00:21:57,470 --> 00:21:58,970 Ok, buddy. Thanks for everything. 429 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:09,520 I can't believe I fell for that gag. 430 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,020 [sighing] 431 00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:20,530 You still don't have The slightest idea Who he is, do you? 432 00:22:20,530 --> 00:22:21,530 Not a clue.